The Lord Who Loved Dragons
Lord She was so fond of dragons that he had them painted and carved all over his house. When the real dragon in heaven heard about this, it flew down and put its head through Lord She’s door and its tail through one of his windows. When the lord saw this he fled, frightened out of his wits.
This shows that the lord was not really fond of dragons. He liked all that looked like dragons, but not the genuine thing.